Posted 11:13 PM by Ted
Amy: Daddy, what does "boogie" mean?

Daddy: Well, I think it's a way of dancing. Like you shake around like this and you're boogie-ing, right?

Amy: Yeah, so why is everyone scared of the Bogey Man if all he wants to do is the Macarena or something?

Posted 11:08 PM by Ted
Ian (watching Olympics coverage): Hey Daddy, which country is the "United Snakes?"